Frankie: Church. Sometimes you go for fellowship, sometimes you go for spiritual nourishment, and sometimes you go 'cause they loaned you the church van, which you kept way too long 'cause your daughter got her driver's license, and it was nice to have an extra car.
Reverend Hayver: Verse 8 says, "charity never faileth." Everyone here today has been touched by the church's generosity some more than others. [looks at Frankie and Mike] What precedes charity is faith and hope. You have faith in the object of your charity, and you hope that someday, it will be returned to you. [looks at Frankie and Mike]
Frankie: Crap. They want the van back.