Saleswoman: Well, you two look stumped. Anything I can help you with?
Frankie: Yes.
Axl: No.
Frankie: My oldest here is headed to East Indiana State. We are so proud. And the best part is, he got a scholarship.
Axl: I'll be at checkout.
[As Axl hops on the shopping cart as he rolls away, he hits his head on a sale sign and falls to the ground while the cart crashes into the end of the aisle]
Frankie: Not academic.