Tag: You know, my friend Stewart Merilander is in terrible shape. [sighs] He's got the diabetes, and the wheel on his trash can falls off, so I had to put it back on for him. Should've taken a couple minutes. Takes me an hour.
Mike: Yep. Some things take longer than we ever think they will.
Tag: But the thing is, the next week, he brings me a tomato. See what I'm getting at here, Mike?
Mike: [inhales] No, you know, uh, I-I don't, Tag. We've been here going on two hours now, and I'm still not really sure why you wanted to have lunch with me. Is your health okay?
Tag: Pissing like a teenager again.