Quote from Axl in Winners and Losers
Axl: What are you doing? Are you insane?! Is this 'cause you feel sorry for her? Darrin: No. I like her. Axl: Is this 'cause I peed in your Mountain Dew bottle when we were 7? Darrin: That was you? Axl: Well... you are not allowed. You are not allowed to date my sister. I forbid it! Darrin: But I really like her. Axl: Well... Fine. I'm gonna date your mom. [laughs] Darrin: You better get in there, because she just met a guy on Christian Mingle. Axl: I'm gonna date your mom, and then I'm gonna marry her, and then I'll be your stepdad, and then I will forbid you from dating my sister.