Wendell: Well, according to the inspection, your tree wasn't trimmed properly. Did you ever have it looked at by a certified arborist?
Mike: Oh, I'm sorry. We're in between arborists right now. What are you talking about?
Wendell: Here's the deal unless you trimmed your tree branches to the acceptable length, it's negligence.
Mike: And how are we supposed to know what the acceptable length is?
Wendell: I'm just gonna guess here, but I'm thinking it's the length of a branch that when the wind blows, doesn't fall down on your car.