Frankie: That's my other son Axl. He's just waiting for the iron to heat up so he can press his slacks.
Axl: What are slacks?
Frankie: [teeth clenched] Get dressed.
Sue: Mom, does this say "chicken" to you?
Frankie: This is my daughter Sue. And oh, this is my great Aunt Edie, and my parents Pat and Tag, and my husband Mike.
Corporal Martinez: You have a very beautiful home, sir.
Mike: Well, you've seen too many bombed-out cities, but thanks.