Axl: [groans] Wait a minute. New idea forming. What happens every year at prom?
Darrin: A baby gets born?
Axl: That was last year. No. Think about it. Couples break up. There's always girls crying in the bathroom. It's guaranteed. So in walks me, offering a very handsome shoulder to cry on. It's a major chick-atunity.
Sean: Dude, you're a genius.
Axl: Uh, yep. Ax-man's going stag. Look out, all you idiots with dates. I'm gonna be king of the prom.