Axl: You know, if I was gonna ask somebody to the prom, it would be Emily Anderson.
Sean: Ooh. Emily.
Axl: Oh, yeah. I laid some major groundwork at my folks' Christmas party, but then I got busy... Didn't close the deal. I just wish there was some way I could... Put her on hold until after prom so I don't miss my shot. I mean, she's super hot. Someone's gonna ask her... Someone like... you.
Sean: What?
Axl: Wait, this is perfect. Just stay with me here. Okay? You take her to prom and just hold her for me. It's like pushing the pause button until I'm able to finish what I started. Huh? Come on, dude. I would totally date a hot chick you liked, for you.
Sean: Fine, but we're going halfsies on the corsage.
Axl: Cool.