Quote from Brick in Heck's Best Thing
Brick: It's really old. Does it even text? Sue: I don't know. I know. I think Mom left her phone on the counter. Here. You send a text, I'll go check. [As Sue heads to the kitchen, Frankie hears her cell phone beep and goes to check] Frankie: Oh, my God. Aunt Edie texted "help"? I gotta get over there. [Sue goes back to her room] Sue: "Help," Brick? You know a bajillion words, and that's the one you go with? "Help"? Brick: No, I said "kelp"!