Brick: I was reading in mom's bathroom when I overheard her say she's gonna give you her old phone as a present.
Sue: Oh, my God. I'm getting mom's old phone! Oh, but wait- That's in three months from now. I need to text Carly now.
Brick: Hey, I have phoning needs, too.
Sue: You have no friends. Who could you possibly need to call?
Brick: Sometimes the library has limited hours due to city budget restrictions.
Sue: Brick, you cannot debate me on who needs to be more reachable.
Brick: Fine, keep it. I'll just tell.
Sue: [gasps] Brick. What would Jesus lighter say?
Brick: Based on his philosophy of love, he'd say we should share. Every other day?
Sue: Okay. [they shake hands]