Sue: Wait, Axl, before you go, there's not some special high school ruled paper, is there? 'Cause I know there's college ruled, but I didn't see any high school ruled. Is there high school ruled?
Axl: Here's the thing. They don't really care that much about paper, but for some reason, they are crazy strict about erasers.
Sue: They are?
Axl: Yeah. There's this really specific one they want you to have. It's pink on one side, gray on the other, and they're really obsessed about it. This one kid last year tried to use the wrong eraser, and... Got expelled.
Sue: Really?
Axl: Uh-huh. Now he lives in an abandoned sewer pipe, and for dinner, all he eats is... Sue's an idiot.
Sue: Oh, ha ha, Axl. You are hilariously funny. So do I need a special eraser or not?!