Quote from Mike in Forced Family Fun (Part 1)
Frankie: Mike, the last time I went camping with you was literally the worst night of my life. The worst. Worst! Mike: Come on. Our honeymoon was 19 years ago. Frankie: Yeah, and you know exactly how horrible it was. Mike: Wasn't that bad. Frankie: It practically killed our marriage out of the gate. And I swore after that night, I would never go back in the woods with you again. Mike: Hey, you want a vacation or not? Frankie: [sighs] You know what? I think this was your plan all along. Mike: Yeah, this was my master plan. Stay poor for 19 years so we can go camping again.