Frankie: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. No one watches anything. This is only for the royal wedding, then it goes back. So till then, no one watches it, touches it, or even gets within a 3-foot radius.
Brick: Dad? Look what Axl got with his credit card.
Frankie: It's just for the royal wedding, then I'm returning it right after. They have a policy. "If I ain't happy, they ain't happy."
Mike: What if I ain't happy? Frankie, something that nice can't survive here. This is where things come to break. Look around, woman. We can't make toast without a screwdriver.
Frankie: Oh, please. Nothing's gonna happ- [Axl swings his nunchuks] 3-foot radius!