Big Mike: You know, maybe I will check out that square dancing.
Mike: What? No. Hey, Bill, wait. Come on. I-I'll break out the good beer from the back of the fridge, the kind you need an opener for. Way to go, Brick. You cleared the place out.
Brick: I don't get it. I talked about sports the whole time.
Mike: Yeah, the whole time. You droned on with useless facts and boring stats. Hey, I got a stat for ya. Odds are, no one's coming here to watch a football game ever again.