Frankie: Yeah. You're on your own. The next time your dad and I change a diaper, it'll be each other's.
Axl: Oh, my God. I can't believe you won't support me. This is, like, 80% of my grade, and I already failed personal hygiene.
Frankie: Axl, that's not our... How do you fail personal hygiene?
Axl: It's all politics.
Mike: Well, sorry. We're not paying the price 'cause you don't know how to work a washcloth.
Axl: Oh, nice grandparenting. You know, this is what's wrong with society. Your generation is so selfish.
Frankie: Enjoy this time with the baby, before it learns to talk.