Quote from Darrin in A Birthday Story
Axl: Oh, my God! I got a hot boss. There's, like, whole web sites dedicated to the concept. Sean: Enjoy the fantasy, bro, 'cause that's all it's ever gonna be. Axl: Wrong. Why? 'cause check it out: late nights, close quarters, and no competition except that 50-year-old weirdo who works the projector. Darrin: Did you not hear her? She's going to beauty college. She's gonna learn how to be even hotter. You got no shot.