Quote from Mike in The Diaper Incident
Frankie: Mike, you can't just slap duct tape on everything anymore. You're getting older. You got to have regular checkups. I get 'em.
Mike: Yeah, but you've got all that lady stuff going on.
Frankie: Okay, I wasn't gonna say anything, but you creak.
Mike: I creak?
Frankie: [imitates creak] And Dr. Oz says, men age faster. And that salt and pepper you got there... Gettin' heavy on the salt.
Mike: 'Cause I don't goop on color with a plastic glove and a squirt bottle like some people.