Frankie: [v.o.] It's a great American tradition to believe anything's possible. I don't know if it's all the game shows we were raised on or what. But secretly, we think we're just one spin of the wheel or one roll of the dice away from being a big winner. That kind of crazy, delusional thinking is practically bred into us.
Sue: So I'm at the mall in front of Hot Dogs USA and this woman comes and tells me that I have what it takes to be a model. [shrieks]
Axl: You guys wanna take this or should I just jump in?
Frankie: Axl. A model? That's great.
Sue: I know. And she said she or one of her associates could train me to be a model and even get me glossy headshots all for $500. Okay, look. I know what you are thinking but I've seen pictures of supermodels when they were my age, and they are not that great.