Bob: [phone beeps] Oh, she's back, she's back. Tell me what she says.
Mike: "I don't think this is working."
Bob: Really? It's a brand-new phone.
Mike: No, that's what she said. "You're a nice guy, but I think..." Hey, how about I turn this off until after we finish?
Bob: What? Why? What'd she say?
Mike: It seems like she's breaking up with you.
Bob: Why? Why?
Mike: I don't know. You know who's good at talking about this? Anybody else.
Bob: Read it to me. Read me more.
Mike: Bob, this is a little personal. I think you should read it yourself.
Bob: I can't. I can't see anything through the tears.