Sue: Can I ask you a question about a boy?
Mike: I'd rather you not. [Sue turns away] Okay, okay. No, it's okay.
Sue: Well, his name's Brendan. I'm trying to get his attention.
Mike: Well, don't do anything sexual. Boys hate that.
Sue: Well, what did Mom do when she wanted you to notice her?
Mike: Well, with your mother, it was the other way. She didn't know I was alive. I had to make a grand gesture, so I went to a friend's barn... [a barn was spray-painted with a love heart containing "Mike + Lisa"]
Sue: Lisa?
Mike: Well, your mom didn't like me very much when we first met, so she told me her name was Lisa. But hey, it got me here, didn't it?
Sue: Wow. A grand gesture, huh? Thanks, Dad.
Mike: Heh. [looks at the dog] Yeah, it got me here.