Frankie: Oh, Sue, this is amazing. I am so happy for you.
Sue: But then it just stopped.
Frankie: What do you mean, "it stopped"? Who stopped it? You stopped it or he stopped it?
Sue: I don't know! I am so confused. I don't even know if he likes me.
Frankie: Of course he likes you. People don't go around kissing people they don't like. And anyway, he started it, right? He kissed you first? Oh, come on, Sue. You don't know who started it, you don't know who stopped it. This is not the best post-kiss report I've ever heard.
Sue: I know! But I might have leaned in first and he maybe only kissed me back to be polite.
Frankie: It is a very Donahue thing to do.
Sue: Then once it stopped, we just started apologizing to each other. Is that normal? Do people apologize for kissing people they like?
Frankie: Only after you burp, but that's much later. Listen, of course he likes you. I mean, you're a smart, wonderful, adorable woman. Any guy would be lucky to have you.