Quote from Axl in The Christmas Miracle
Sue: I heard you're not going to church on Christmas. What are you trying to pull? Axl: Nothing. I'm not feeling it, so I'm not going. Sue: What exactly is it you're not feeling? Faith? Are you saying you don't have faith? Axl: I'm saying I'm older now, Sue. I've traveled the world. I've seen things. I envy your small-town naiveté, but I cannot shut off my intellect. [pulls something out of the toilet tank] Ugh.