Mike: Really? You guys like taking hot showers? 'Cause who gets up and lights the pilot light on the water heater every morning? Who warms up the cars when it snows? Who keeps the phones charged?
Axl: Oh, big deal. You plug in stuff.
Mike: You think that's all I do? I'm the buffer in this family. I'm your first line of defense between you and your mom. Do you know that she wanted everyone to wear ugly Christmas sweaters in the family photo, and I got her down to red shirts? So, you're welcome.