Brad: I hurried when I got your text. What's wrong? You were so excited about talking at school.
Sue: Brad, I found out something shocking. I was a nerd in high school.
Brad: What? But you were friends with me.
Sue: News flash... You were a nerd, too.
Brad: How is that possible? I was in color guard. I was vice president of Magicians Club. I played Sky Masterson in Guys and Dolls.
Sue: Apparently, those things weren't as cool as we thought.
Brad: [sighs] Okay. Well, maybe that was true in high school, but this is college. We're very different people now. We're in no-cut a cappella. You're a Dragonette.
Sue: There was only one person who didn't make Dragonettes, and that's 'cause she was a Nazi sympathizer. I can't believe it. All this time, I had no idea. I mean, I knew I wasn't the most popular person in school. And that was fine. But I didn't realize I was a nerd.