Quote from Brick in The Final Final
Frankie: Okay, Mike, what do you want me to make you for dinner? I can microwave you anything you want. Mac and cheese, frozen burrito, Lean Cuisine. Mike: Mm, I don't know. I guess I'll have a hot dog. Frankie: Oh, come on, that's like 30 seconds. Let me microwave something that takes longer. Brick: Great news. There's a radon gas leak in school. Will our luck never cease? [dances] Mike: How's a toxic gas leak a good thing? Brick: 'cause they cancelled school for tomorrow, and it was rope-climbing day in gym. Sorry, humiliation, you've been postponed to a later date.