Frankie: Guys, guys, guys.
Mike: I still have dibs on the TV. I'm only in here for a minute.
Frankie: No, no, look. That bruise I've had for years is gone.
Brick: [screams] Mom!
Frankie: I-I-I checked the other hip, to make sure I wasn't confused, and I still had that one weird spider vein that looks like Lester Holt, but the bruise is gone. If that's not magical Donahue healing, I don't know what is.
Mike: Sure about that, Frankie? We just got something from the IRS.
Frankie: [gasps] Oh, boy. [Mike winces] How bad is it?
Mike: We over-payed in 2009. It's a refund check!
Frankie: Are you serious? Make sure that's our name on it.
Mike: Michael and Frankie Heck. [Frankie gasps] Oh, yeah! [all dance]