Brick: You know, I've always considered myself a modern man. I believe women's rights are human rights, but... [sighs]... today I was getting bullied.
Axl: You were getting bullied? Are you okay? Do I need to step in and talk some sense into this guy?
Brick: No. Cindy chased him away.
Axl: Whoa.
Brick: I know. Being bullied didn't bother me so much as having my girlfriend stick up for me. It made me feel... less than 'cause Cindy's a girl, but it shouldn't have.
Axl: No, it definitely should have. That is super embarrassing. Just tell me it wasn't in front of people and they don't know you're a Heck.
Brick: I mean, I could tell you that. I don't know. In the past, it's never bothered me to be the kid who has to take a water break during the 50-yard dash or the guy at lunch who can't open his own banana, but I'm having trouble accepting the fact that my girlfriend is stronger than me. And I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking I might need to get some of those muscles I've read about.