Frankie: What is the matter with you?
Mike: I'm sorry. I just don't like people making a big deal over me or talking about me or thinking about me. Now I got to get a new barber, and I liked this guy, too. I'd just gotten him to stop making small talk.
Frankie: Okay, I know I'm married to a man with the emotional capacity of a garden gnome, so I'm used to the disappointment. But Sue isn't. She's really hurting.
Mike: Ah, she didn't look that upset.
Frankie: [scoffs] Because she was pretending everything was okay for your sake, which is what you should have been doing for her.
Mike: Oh, you're just being dramatic. She's fine. And just to be clear, that kitten video... that just popped up when I was researching granite prices, so we're not gonna go sharing that with anybody.