Quote from Axl in The Confirmation
Sue: Okay, look! I am trying to help my friend here, who, for some reason, finds you attractive, and you lurking around here isn't making anything any easier. So you need to go! Now! [sighs] Beat it. Tsst! Axl: Well, you heard her. Hit the bricks. Chester: I think she was talking to you. Axl: It looks that way, but she's got a lazy eye. Okay, I'm gonna level with you. I like Lexie and Lexie likes me, but it's a secret. So bottom line, I'm gonna ask you to do something that I would never do, but you're better than me, so maybe you'll do it. I need you to leave. Chester: Okay. Axl: Seriously? Wow. You really are better than me. Chester: You guys already have a thing going on. I don't want to mess with it. I get it. [Axl hugs Chester] Axl: I never thought I could love anyone more than myself. You know, Lexie deserves a guy like you, or a guy just a little bit worse. [chuckles]