Lexie: Mm, I'm really glad you decided to kiss me.
Axl: Me too. This is awesome. You're awesome. Let's not tell anyone.
Lexie: What?
Axl: I mean [chuckles] I want to tell people. Duh. Why wouldn't I? Look, it... it's just... with April, my family got all... up in my business, and if I tell them about this, they're gonna think it's too soon, my parents will get all judgy. Next thing you know, I'll spite-marry you, and we'll end up divorced. Trust me. We'll be much happier if we just keep this a secret. Plus my dad just made the final payment on my annulment, so there's that.
Lexie: No, I get it. I'm just bummed. I'm with such a cute guy, and I can't tell anyone?
Axl: Well, you can tell that guy.
Lexie: I like him. We like each other.
Man: Don't care.
Lexie: That was not satisfying.