Quote from Brick in The Confirmation
Mike: When's Brick getting home? Frankie: I think tomorrow. [door opens] Mike: There he is! Frankie: Hey! Mike: How was the Jesus Jam? Brick: It was good. I learned about the plague of boils, I memorized the Apostles' Creed, and participated in some rather ribald nighttime bunk chat, where I was informed that third base is quite a bit further than I thought. [Frankie coughs] But... you're never gonna believe who I met. [After the doorbell rings, Frankie opens the door:] Anna: How dare you let your son tell our son they were switched at birth!