Sue: Okay, look, you know I would never break a confidence, but I'm gonna break my no-confidence-breaking rule just this once and confide in you 'cause I think our friend really needs our help. I think Lexie hasn't been herself lately because...
Brad: She's crushing on Axl.
Sue: How did you know that? Oh, please, every time he comes over to do laundry, she wears that top that shows off her shoulders. Plus, she does that move where she piles her hair up and lets it fall, like... Nobody takes that many tries to put their hair up. She knows where her hair is.
Sue: Wow. That is impressive! Your straight-dar is really good.
Brad: Practically a superpower. That's how I know you have feelings... [whispering] for Sean Donahue.
Sue: What?! First of all, shut up. I do not. And second of all, how did you know that?
Brad: Anytime someone mentions his name, you get this goofy smile on your face. Whenever he came to your house in high school, you took your retainer out. And you told me you liked him that night we tried wine.
Sue: Okay, well, that's a conversation for when we're old enough to drink wine.