Frankie: [v.o.] So I ran into Reverend Hayver at the Frugal Hoosier.
Mike: Nothing good ever comes after that sentence.
Frankie: [sighs] Yeah, well, he not-so-subtly reminded me that we never had Brick confirmed. We were supposed to have him confirmed two years ago, Mike. In the eyes of God, that's pretty bad.
Brick: Well, I seem to be fine so far.
Mike: That's debatable. So, did you push him off?
Frankie: Well, I tried to, but he cornered me, and I started making up excuses. "Oh, I was sick." "There was a whole thing with my mom." Look, I went down a road, and long story short, there's a ceremony next week, and Brick's doin' it.
Brick: What?! I'm not prepared! How am I gonna learn all that stuff in a week? You stopped driving me to Sunday school. You told me to watch 15 minutes of Hour of Power and let you sleep.
Frankie: Don't worry. I got ahead of it. I already called Reverend TimTom. Now, he doesn't do privates, but we're in luck 'cause this week he's hosting the Wilderness Jesus Jam.
Brick: You lost me at "wilderness." [Frankie sighs]