Axl: Ugh! This weekend's gonna suck! I'm gonna have to take Brick to the museum and the library and a bunch of other nerd-tractions.
Hutch: Is he gonna want to read stuff to me? 'Cause I don't like being read to.
Axl: Look, I couldn't say no. The kid worships me, man. I mean, I'm, like, the only cool person in the family. And after this weekend, he's got to go back there. It's sad. It's like when Tarzan got to meet fancy people that eat with forks, and then he had to go back to the jungle and live with the apes.
Hudson: Yeah, but Tarzan wanted to go back to the jungle, so the apes are the cool ones.
Axl: Well, then, I'm the apes. Either way, I should send him home with some of my old hair product as a parting gift. [knock on door] Ugh! All right, Brick, Kenny's at a convention, so you can sleep in his chair/bed and/or table. And, uh, first up on the dork tour... I heard the science library's doing something sciency.
Brick: Oh, I'm not here for libraries. I am here to par-tay.