Axl: I'm just here for my dishes. I put them in earlier, so they should be done by now. And don't worry. I put yours in the sink.
Sue: Axl, I am trying to study here.
Axl: For what, obedience school? You know, you don't get a treat if you roll over when you're supposed to sit.
Sue: Oh, ha ha, 'cause I'm a dog.
Axl: Hey, you're never gonna get a treat with that attitude. So, uh, where's your owner?
Sue: Who, Lexie? She's at that big St. Patrick's Day party. I'm surprised you're not there.
Axl: Nah, that party's lame. When you're a freshman and sophomore, you think it's fun. As a junior, you only go there ironically, and you would never be caught dead there as a senior.