Axl: Didn't think it'd be so crowded. I mean, what's the rush? We got a whole four months till graduation.
Male Student #1: Four months? We're juniors.
Axl: Pfft. [laughs] Check it out. These dorks are juniors.
Female Student: Yeah, we're all juniors.
Axl: What?
Female Student: Seriously, if you're not on an employer's radar by your junior year, you are screwed.
Axl: Whaaaat? That can't be true, can it?
Female Student: My brother graduated with an MBA. Now he lives in my parents' basement.
Axl: Mm. So, any idea where the senior line might be?
Female Student: Hah... It's called the unemployment line.
Axl: Oh, come on. You can't all be juniors.
Male Student #2: I'm not.
Axl: Thank you.
Male Student #2: I'm a sophomore.