Frankie: Check it out. Potato snowman. Oh, look! This one has legs. And it's anatomically correct.
Mike: Put some shorts on that thing!
Frankie: Oh, you know who would love this? Axl! I've been looking for the perfect way to break the ice, and this is it. I'm gonna text him a picture of it. He's gonna think it's hilarious. He won't be able to help himself. He'll text me back with some funny comment. I'll reply with something witty. We'll both "LOL" and smiley face each other, and before you know it, everything will be back to normal. [sighs] You know, I was kind of mad at you when you couldn't help me write the e-mail, but now I'm glad you're completely useless.
Mike: Glad to not be of service.