Brick: Spudsy's is hiring?
Sue: Yeah, but Edwin is really picky. I don't understand what's so hard. A monkey could do it.
Brick: I could do it.
Sue: Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, Brick, this isn't Hot Dog on a Stick. It's real food preparation. There's microwaves involved. You couldn't do it.
Brick: You just said a monkey could it.
Sue: [inhales] I meant a highly trained monkey. Like the ones in commercials with special talents. Like wearing a man's suit and picking up the phone, pretending to be a stock broker.
Brick: Sue, I need cash. Cindy wants a Fitbit for Christmas.
Sue: Yeah, I just don't think you're right for the job. There are real safety hazards. We work with hot cheese.
Brick: Let me say this again. Cindy wants a Fitbit, and when Cindy doesn't get what she wants, Brick doesn't get what he wants. Reading time.