Sue: I need to declare a major by Tuesday. I know I said I was all-in on theater, but I'm starting to have second thoughts... and third thoughts and a few fourths.
Frankie: Well, the good news is you have lots of...
Sue: I'm thinking German.
Mike: German? Where'd that come from?
Sue: Well, I'm taking a German class this semester. My professor said I have a real ear for it. [speaking German]
Frankie: Wow, Sue, I didn't know you could...
Sue: But I still love acting, and so I'm considering a double major of theater and German.
Frankie: Oh, I don't know. That could be...
Sue: But I really love horses, so veterinary medicine is still right there in the running.
Mike: You've been running with veterinary medicine? What happened to archaeology?
Frankie: That was two majors ago. Keep up.
Sue: Well, no, no, no, no, no. I haven't ruled out archeology yet, so here's what I'm thinking. A triple major with one minor. Or better yet... a quadruple major. My adviser says no one has ever quadruple majored, but no one had landed on the moon before someone did it. [gasps] Astronomy!