Axl: I don't know. Cow tipping? Sounds to me like this whole thing is just a prank. An easily forgettable prank. Kids will be kids. Let's not encourage them by giving them press.
Frankie: I heard Nancy Donahue's organizing a community task force. Whoever those vandals are, they are in trouble now 'cause that woman gets stuff done.
Bill: Oh, she's on it all right. Operation Protect Our Orson is well under way. They're gonna bring these tippers to justice.
Frankie: You know, the sheriff was quoted in the Patch saying he wasn't gonna rest until somebody's head was on a spike.
Bill: All right, I'm gonna go to the hardware store to get some padlocks and an American flag. Can I get you guys one?
Mike: No, we're all set. I got to get to work.
Bill: Hey, uh... be careful out there.