Paramedic #1: Ma'am, can you hear me? Excuse me, ma'am, can you hear me? You took quite a spill there.
Paramedic #2: Just gonna check your hips for any bruising or fractures.
Frankie: Okay. [gasps] No, wait. No, see, there was this table, and they had all the underwear spread out on them, and I wasn't wearing my glasses. [chuckles]