Mike: Look, you may do whatever you want when you're up at school and we can't see you, but as long as you're staying under our roof, you're gonna follow our rules.
Axl: You are really pulling out the classics now, Dad. Why don't you, uh, shake your first and throw out a, uh, "Because I said so"?
Frankie: It's common courtesy. Do you think your dad and I would stay out all night without letting each other know where we're going?
Sue: You guys don't go anywhere!
Frankie: Because you've sucked the life out of us!
Sue: What are you so worried about? Do you think I'm gonna, like, end up in a ditch somewhere? I make good choices. Tonight the waitress asked if I wanted another chocolate milk, and I said no!
Mike: You'll get it when you have kids of your own someday.
Axl: Yes, I know.
Mike: Classics are classics for a reason. And here's another one... Your new curfew is 10:00.
Axl: Pbht! Whatever. [scoffs]