Mike: We never should've let Sue go to East Indy State. We should've sent her to a school where they teach kids to listen to their parents.
Frankie: Yeah, the University of Listening to Your Parents has a really long waiting list. I mean, Mike, she's 19. She's covering the costs. What is the problem?
Mike: I can't believe you're okay with this.
Frankie: Well, of course I'm gonna miss her, but for Sue, I think this is a good thing. I mean, she's always been a little more clingy, which of course I love, but I've been worried that she's never gonna leave on her own, so the fact that she wants to do this, I think we should encourage her.
Mike: Yeah, well, maybe you're all free-wheeling and chill, but I'm not.
Frankie: So what're you gonna do? Punish her for getting a job? Make her sit in the corner and write "I will not work for Dolly Parton" a thousand times?
Mike: I don't know, but I'm gonna do something. I'm not gonna stop being her dad just 'cause she's 18.
Frankie: 19.
Mike: Whatever. She's still a kid. And I'll tell you something else. She's coming with me to see that rock that looks like a buffalo. So is everybody else in this family 'cause I said so.