Brick: [groans] I can't do the garbage. Mom's healthier than ever. I'm never gonna be a man.
Mike: Oh, for God's sake, you're gonna be a man. Sue's gonna learn how to walk. Everyone around here just has to stop making such a big deal out of stuff.
Brick: I don't know, Dad. The clock's ticking. And I'm not learning anything about being a man just following you around. I was thinking maybe I could pick up some tips from the guys at your work.
Mike: [sighs]