Nancy: I was so bummed that the actors didn't come to Orson to film. I've never seen a celebrity.
Paula: Bill's met one at a pool. Tell them, Bill.
Bill: Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, it was somebody big, but let me just get you there. I'm in college, a busboy, and they say there's gonna be a group of 12 coming. So, you got your sections.
Frankie: Oh, when I was a waitress, I could never get the section I wanted. I don't know why. Oh, no, no. I do know why. There was this one waiter, and he knew the owner. No, no. It was his nephew, Brian. Ugh, hated that guy.
Bill: [chuckles] So- So, I didn't know who it was, right, but I knew it was a biggie because they had to have exactly five sliced lemons in their water. I mean, you don't get that unless you're somebody.
Frankie: What is with the lemons in the water? I do not get why that is fancy. You get the seeds in your throat. It's not quenching. [chuckles]
Mike: So, anyway, you're bringing the guy lemons...
Bill: Yeah, only I didn't say it was a guy. [all "ooh"] So, I'm there with the lemons, door opens...
Frankie: Was it Heather Locklear? I only say that 'cause I read once that she visited Missouri. [Mike sighs] I like her. She seems real.
Mike: Frankie, let the man finish his story. [both chuckle awkwardly]
Bill: Yeah, it was Heather Locklear. She loves lemons.