Coach Babbitt: Heck, I've been watching you, and I'm sorry to say it's gonna take a lot more than this airy-fairy ceremony to turn you into an athlete. But it's your lucky day. Your "I can't" falls right into my "I can" area.
Brick: Hmm.
Coach Babbitt: So, what do you say? You gonna let ol' Tink make a jock out of you?
Brick: Others have tried. Take your best shot.
Coach Babbitt: Oh, I will. There's nothing tink can't win... Unless it's her father's approval, which, uh... That's a story for another day.