Sue: [answers phone] Dad? Uh, is everything okay? Why are you calling me? You never call me.
Mike: What? I call you. Hey, listen, i was thinking you might want to come home this weekend.
Sue: Just tell me who died. I can handle it. No, I can't! Oh, my God, I loved them so much! Who was it?!
Mike: Everyone's fine. Look, here's the deal. I decided that we floated your mom's 50th birthday long enough, so we're throwing her a little surprise party tomorrow.
Sue: [gasps ] Oh! Oh! We are? Oh, that's so exciting! [gasps] Who's coming? Can we have a theme? She likes the ocean. Oh, wait, how are we gonna plan a whole party in one day?
Mike: Well, your brothers and I have been working on it for a while. We didn't tell you 'cause we were worried you might blow the surprise.
Sue: What?! Why would you think that?
[flashback:]
Mike: Damn pocket knife's broke. I need a new one. [Sue squeals]
Frankie: Happy Birthday.