Axl: What are you doing? Stop!
Mike: I'm not doing anything.
Axl: Oh, really? Then why are you in a Twitter war with bigdwayne32?
Mike: I'm not in a war with anybody.
Axl: Hmm. Have you checked Twitter lately, 'cause you're all over it. "Maybe if Purdue got a better defense, you wouldn't be so defensive."
Mike: Pretty good, huh?
Axl: Yeah, well, bigdwayne copied Purdue into the conversation. They retweeted it, and now you've got over 100,000 fans calling you a dipwad.
Mike: What? No. I was just twittering him back.
Axl: Oh, God. You are such a caveman! That's not how this works. On Twitter, everyone can see. Listen to some of these. "Hey, dipwad. I think your brains belong in your diapers." "You're an idiot, and li'I rivals suck." Oh. "Think again before coming to Purdue, dipwad." Also, "Repeal Obamacare."