Frankie: Okay, people, you know the drill! Mike, you'll drop us off and park in the overflow lot. Axl, you run in and lay yourself across the pew, saving seats until Brick comes there with the coats, and this time, actually save the seats. Don't give it away to old people.
Axl: The guy was a World War II veteran! You say no to that!
Frankie: Oh, anybody can buy one of those hats and say they were in the war. Now, while Dad is parking and Axl and Brick are saving seats, Sue and I will sweet-talk the choir director to get a bead on whether they're gonna open the choir vestibule. If they're gonna open it, I will give a signal. We will split into two groups, grab the coats, and plow our way to the staircases.
Mike: I don't want to sit in the vestibule.
Frankie: If we get the vestibule, you're going in the vestibule. Oh! Damn it! Please don't let us end up in the second overflow room! [groans] [sniffs] Dirty. [sniffs] Dirty. [sniffs] Dirty. [sighs] You know, it's just not fair. The people who never go to church squeeze out the people who sometimes go to church.