Frankie: [gasps] Wow!
Mike: Yeah, wow. Look at that TV. Betcha that's a 46-incher.
Frankie: Oh, my God, this bathroom! Look! They have a square showerhead. Oh! There's a little soap for the sink and a little soap for the tub. You don't have to carry it back and forth. But let's do that anyway so we can take one home.
Mike: Hey, look. You barely touch "channel" and it changes, and the button doesn't stick inside the remote where you got to get a fork and dig it out.
Frankie: Hey, you want a tiny can of Pringles and the cutest vodka I've ever seen? Courtesy of Smile Superstars International.
Mike: Hit me, baby.
Frankie: Whoo-hoo! Oh, my gosh. Look how easily these slide. They have a safe. They think we have stuff.
Mike: Hm.
Frankie: All right, I got to go down to orientation. I'm gonna see if I can sign in and duck out, so hands off the Snickers and gin.